Me: Oh that looks like dog food..
Mom: what
Me: I can’t wait to put that delightful amazing delicious gourmet meal into my stomach.

I used to be make my dad shut my closet door when I was little because I thought the tooth fairy would come and get me though It.

Yeah I used to be scared of the toothfairy..
Oh wait.
I still am.

Don’t judge me

Eat to live, live to eat.

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I’m pretty sure my teachers have figurered out no matter where they move me I’ll talk to anyone because they’ve moved me by myself In like all my classes! Lmao this kinda sucks guise.